Welcome to The Great BACK Forrest Of The Bought'TEA!
Psalm 50:10 says, "For Every Animal of the Forrest is Mine, and the Cattle On A Thousand Hills." 

Everything belongs to God and He is eager to meet every need as we fulfill His purpose for our lives on earth as it is in heaven by
Living the Great Commandments 
Loving the Great Commission 
Lavishing Great Campassion
&Leveraging Great Campanyons!

While we do speak English here in The Great BACK Forrest, you may feel like what you are reading and hearing is (almost) another language! But we think it is English at it's best! You will find puns, acronyms, word play, innovative spelling, brand new words, alliteration always, and an abundance of layered and hidden meaning! We are here Firs &Four Moose! To Seed Firs The Kingdom of GOD! 

We are SOW HAPPY you've come! 
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BACK Forrest Fullaunthrop'E! 

We hope you will stay with us and learn what all this means! Truly, it WILL make sense in time and it's ALL'SOW worth it!