Welcome to The Great BACK Forrest Of The Bought'TEA! Psalm 50:10 says, "For Every Animal of the Forrest is Mine, and the Cattle On A Thousand Hills" 

While we do speak English here in The Great BACK Forrest, you may feel like what you are reading and hearing is (almost) another language! But we think it is English at it's best! You will find puns, acronyms, word play, innovative spelling, alliteration always, and an abundance of hidden meaning! 

We are here Firs &Four Moose! To Seed Firs The Kingdom of GOD! 

We are so happy you've come! AChristmasKelly'E! AlpineSnow! & Arrow'Mathea!